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The Jane Pauley show is cancelled
Jane Pauley had a TV show?

Judge lifts gag order for Leno's jokes
Why do the courts hate us?

Phil Spector has gun habit
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Seacrest upset over American Porn Star

I always thought that there would be a Ryan Seacrest/gay porn story one day. I thought the details would be a bit different though.

The Passion of the Christ is recut with fewer scenes of blood and torture
Rejected tag line: Now with slightly less passion!